Sunday, November 1, 2009

Sutton piles on Corbit

John Fielding

Here’s the latest spot in the campaign for Berks Prothonotary. And as you will see, it’s a hilarious spot. As we predicted earlier, this October Surprise further hits the Corbit campaign, an effort already on the ropes. Our sources tell us that this is not the end of Corbit’s misery, as the Sutton campaign has one more massive and also hilarious trick up its sleeve to finish the campaign in proper style. Enjoy.


We also hear that in an erstwhile private e-mail from the Corbit campaign that they find alleged covert sexual innuendo in commentary on the Corbit campaign "icky." Icky? Icky?! What kind of word is that for a man to use? Icky. I'll show you icky.



Attendee at the Reading Pride celebration, which Corbit attended

Or this




or this



Mr. Corbit doesn't seem to mind "icky."


Charles Corbit, far left Dem Prothy candidate and happy Reading Pride revelers

Neither does his "campaign manager," Jane Palmer.


The only problem with the Corbit camp is that it doesn't understand a political campaign.  These girls think they're involved in performance art.  Reports are that because the Sutton campaign kicked back and didn't stand still to watch a senior County row officer get slammed by false and misleading campaign drivel from the arts and croissants crowd surrounding Corbit, Corbit's in a crisis mode.

He is alleged to have said that he doesn't understand why people have to be so "hurtful" in politics, and that he "just wanted to go someplace and hide until the campaign was over" and other things on his campaign website that have been excised because they are truly "icky."

Well, bro, as Wll Smith said in Men in Black, "don't start nuttin', won't be nuttin."

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